摘要：Someone fired a shot through my office window. Accurate, don’t you think?
你可以故意搞笑回答：
A fire extinguisher, my dear.
University students set the Embassy on fire this morning.
联想点：任何你回家衣着狼狈、头发凌乱、衣服湿了、脏了、被泼水、下雨没伞等情境，都能引出这句对话。
你一本正经回应：
Someone fired a shot through my office window. Accurate, don’t you think?
联想点：看到别人帽子破了、衣服破洞、甚至玩CS、打枪类游戏、朋友射飞镖很准，这句就呼之欲出。
你立刻来一句：
That fool, Horst, aimed a fire extinguisher at me. He thought I was on fire.
联想点：任何你被泼一身东西、被喷雾吓到、被“误救”场面都可以触发这个画面！
你用外交官的语气说：
He looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.
联想点：自己、同事、朋友因为感冒、宿醉、睡眠不足脸色差，都能记起这句话。
突然主角避开了一颗子弹，你评论一句：
Fortunately, I wasn’t wearing it at the time. If I had been, I would not have been able to get home for lunch.
联想点：游戏、电影、任何“子弹擦身而过”“差点中枪”场景→ 自动触发这句幽默感满满的句式。
生活场景英文触发句子回家衣着狼狈、身上脏乱A fire extinguisher, my dear. University students set the Embassy on fire this morning.消防演练、被误救、被喷东西That fool, Horst, aimed a fire extinguisher at me.游戏/电影里有人打偏了你侥幸没中枪Fortunately, I wasn't wearing it at the time.帽子或衣服破洞，有人调侃你中弹Someone fired a shot through my office window. Accurate, don’t you think?上班/朋友脸色差、穿得乱七八糟He looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.来源：熠彤教育
