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摘要：A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.一个男人正坐着看报纸，他的妻子用煎锅打了他的头。

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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.一个男人正坐着看报纸，他的妻子用煎锅打了他的头。

"What was that for?" the man asked.“那是干什么？”男人问道。

The wife replied, "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket."妻子回答说：“这是因为我在你裤子口袋里发现的那张写着珍妮名字的纸条。”

The man said, "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on."男子说：“上周我去看赛马的时候，我下注的那匹马叫珍妮。”

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.妻子道了歉，然后继续做家务。

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.三天后，这个男人正在看电视，他的妻子用一个更大的煎锅猛击他的头部，把他打昏了。

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.恢复意识后，男子问她为什么又打他。

She replied, "Your horse called."她回答说：“你的马打电话来了。”

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