摘要：(With a slight wave of the feather fan, eyes shining like stars) Your accusations, gentlemen, are utterly fallacious!
诸公之言，谬矣！
(With a slight wave of the feather fan, eyes shining like stars) Your accusations, gentlemen, are utterly fallacious!
岂不闻“青出于蓝而胜于蓝”？尔等自诩开山立派，却不知天下学问本为薪火相传？
Have you not heard that "Indigo blue is extracted from the indigo plant, yet it is bluer than the plant itself"? You claim to pioneer this field, yet fail to recognize that all knowledge is built upon the torch passed down through generations?
若论蒸馏便是剽窃，那诸葛连弩改进自黄帝弓矢，莫非也算盗取先人？
If distillation is deemed plagiarism, then was Zhuge Liang's repeating crossbow—improved from the Yellow Emperor's bow and arrow—also theft from our ancestors?
OpenAI 当年论文开源，今朝闭源敛财，恰似曹孟德挟天子以令诸侯，岂有颜面斥他人“不义”？
When OpenAI opened its research papers in the past but now hoards its technology for profit, is this not akin to Cao Cao manipulating the emperor to control the realm? How dare you accuse others of "unrighteousness"?
当年高喊"开放造福人类"，GPT-2尚敢开源；微软注资后竟锁死GPT-4代码，恰似司马懿诈病赚曹爽——吃相难看！
You preached "Open AI for humanity" yet locked down GPT-4 after Microsoft's investment, like Sima Yi feigning illness to seize power—a disgraceful power grab!
尔等用Common Crawl吞尽天下文章，却起诉他人合理使用，岂非吕布夺了董卓貂蝉，反骂刘备偷马？
You devoured the internet's knowledge through Common Crawl, yet sue others for fair use—is this not Lü Bu stealing Dong Zhuo's concubine while accusing Liu Bei of horse theft?
借口安全筑技术高墙，实则学曹丕逼汉献帝禅让——API接口就是你们的九锡，想当AI界的伪皇帝？
Hiding behind "AI safety" to build monopoly walls is like Cao Pi forcing Emperor Xian to abdicate—your API is the ceremonial scepter for your fake AI empire!
Altman表面谈伦理，暗地压榨肯尼亚数据劳工，每小时薪酬不足2美元，此等行径比董卓郿坞藏粮更可诛！
While preaching ethics, Altman exploited Kenyan data workers with $2/hour wages—worse than Dong Zhuo hoarding grain in Mei Fortress!
纽约时报诉讼刚起，便删库毁证修改条款，这手蒋干盗书改账本的伎俩，也配谈法律正义？
Deleting training data after NYT sued? Altering terms like Jiang Gan forging military documents—how dare you lecture about justice?
（挥剑斩断桌角）诸君听真：
(Slashes the table corner with a sword) Mark my words:
马斯克告你诈欺投资人，艺术家集体诉讼你盗窃版权，连自家首席科学家Ilya都反出山门——尔等黑料，够写八十回《硅谷演义》！
Musk sues you for fraud, artists sue for copyright theft, even your chief scientist Ilya rebelled—enough scandals for an 80-chapter "Silicon Valley Saga"!
（拂袖冷笑）且待明年此时：看是你OpenAI的专利墙先塌，还是我华夏大模型的星火先燎了北美荒原！
(With a cold laugh) Wait till next year: Will OpenAI's patent walls crumble first, or our Chinese models ignite wildfire across Silicon Valley?
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