摘要：01˗ ̗̀ ̖́˗ ✌︎ ʺ̤我嘛，爱财爱己，风生水起。As for me, I love money and myself, and I'm doing great.

01˗ ̗̀ ̖́˗ ✌︎ ʺ̤我嘛，爱财爱己，风生水起。As for me, I love money and myself, and I'm doing great.

02 ◡̈ 我嘛，风吹哪页读哪页， 哪页不懂撕哪页。As for me, I read whatever page the wind turns to, and if I don't understand a page, I'll tear it out.

03

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我嘛，靠自己靠不住了 只能靠财神保佑了。

Well, I can't rely on myself anymore. I can only hope for the blessing of the God of Wealth.

04ᵕ̈ ¨̮ ～ʚ ྀིɞ我嘛，永远自由，永远快乐，不为情所困。As for me, I am always free and always happy, never bound by emotions.

05 ᥫᩣ我嘛 努力和摆烂 随意切换。As for me, I alternate between trying hard and giving up at will.

06

我嘛 跑不动就走 走不动就爬 爬不动就躺。

As for me, if I can't run, I'll walk. If I can't walk, I'll crawl. And if I can't crawl, I'll just lie down.

07 ️我嘛 工资三千八 购物车三万八As for me, my salary is 3,800 yuan and the cost of the shopping cart is 38,000 yuan.

08 我嘛 白天谋生 夜晚谋爱 周末谋财。As for me, I make a living during the day, seek love at night, and aim to make money on weekends.

09 ️我嘛 又酷又拽 又甜又坏 看你配不配。Well, I'm cool and cool-looking, sweet and naughty. Let's see if you're up to the challenge!

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